What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 5, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 30, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 29, 2020

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 22, 2020

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 21, 2020

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 12, 2020

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Halimah (Guest) on October 2, 2020

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 1, 2020

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Makame (Guest) on September 27, 2020

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 23, 2020

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 17, 2020

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Mwagonda (Guest) on September 6, 2020

😂 This is a keeper!

Shani (Guest) on September 5, 2020

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 4, 2020

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Rahim (Guest) on September 4, 2020

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Robert Okello (Guest) on September 2, 2020

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Mwafirika (Guest) on September 2, 2020

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Muslima (Guest) on August 29, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 23, 2020

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Ann Awino (Guest) on August 18, 2020

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 15, 2020

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 15, 2020

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Kheri (Guest) on August 11, 2020

🤣 Pure genius!

Mwafirika (Guest) on August 6, 2020

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Khadija (Guest) on August 1, 2020

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 26, 2020

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 25, 2020

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Zakia (Guest) on July 21, 2020

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 19, 2020

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 15, 2020

😂 I’m dying!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 13, 2020

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Hekima (Guest) on July 12, 2020

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Bahati (Guest) on June 30, 2020

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 27, 2020

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 24, 2020

😆 Saving this one!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 14, 2020

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 29, 2020

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 27, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Amina (Guest) on May 27, 2020

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Mwinyi (Guest) on May 13, 2020

😄 Perfect joke!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 21, 2020

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Nashon (Guest) on April 15, 2020

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on April 13, 2020

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Irene Makena (Guest) on April 12, 2020

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Ndoto (Guest) on April 6, 2020

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 23, 2020

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

John Mushi (Guest) on March 10, 2020

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 9, 2020

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 8, 2020

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 6, 2020

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 4, 2020

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 14, 2020

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 13, 2020

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Mwakisu (Guest) on January 15, 2020

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Salum (Guest) on January 12, 2020

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Mchuma (Guest) on January 9, 2020

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 8, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 6, 2020

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Issack (Guest) on December 23, 2019

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Asha (Guest) on December 22, 2019

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠