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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Nov 5, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Oct 30, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Oct 22, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Oct 21, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Oct 12, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Halimah
Guest
Oct 2, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Oct 1, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Makame
Guest
Sep 27, 2020
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Sep 23, 2020
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Sep 17, 2020
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Mwagonda
Guest
Sep 6, 2020
😂 This is a keeper!
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Shani
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Sep 4, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Rahim
Guest
Sep 4, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Robert Okello
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Mwafirika
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Muslima
Guest
Aug 29, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 23, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Ann Awino
Guest
Aug 18, 2020
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Kheri
Guest
Aug 11, 2020
🤣 Pure genius!
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Mwafirika
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Khadija
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jul 26, 2020
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Zakia
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jul 19, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
😂 I’m dying!
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jul 13, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Hekima
Guest
Jul 12, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Bahati
Guest
Jun 30, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 27, 2020
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jun 24, 2020
😆 Saving this one!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jun 14, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Kevin Maina
Guest
May 29, 2020
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Kevin Maina
Guest
May 27, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Amina
Guest
May 27, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Mwinyi
Guest
May 13, 2020
😄 Perfect joke!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 21, 2020
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Nashon
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Apr 13, 2020
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Irene Makena
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Ndoto
Guest
Apr 6, 2020
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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John Mushi
Guest
Mar 10, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Mar 9, 2020
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Mar 8, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Mar 6, 2020
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Mar 4, 2020
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Feb 14, 2020
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Feb 13, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jan 15, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Salum
Guest
Jan 12, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Mchuma
Guest
Jan 9, 2020
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jan 8, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Issack
Guest
Dec 23, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Asha
Guest
Dec 22, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
