What lights up a stadium? ๐ค
A team of firefly cheerleaders! โจ๐ฅ๐
Explanation: In this playful response, the answer suggests that it's not the conventional stadium lights that illuminate the stadium, but rather a group of fireflies who serve as the cheerleaders for the event. This adds a humorous twist by imagining tiny insects performing elaborate routines to provide light, creating a whimsical and amusing image. The combination of the fireflies, their natural glow, and the cheerleading concept adds an element of fun and surprise to the answer.
Khatib (Guest) on September 28, 2020
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 28, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 17, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 12, 2020
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Chum (Guest) on September 9, 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Binti (Guest) on September 2, 2020
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 1, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 30, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 25, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Nuru (Guest) on August 20, 2020
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 19, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Shabani (Guest) on August 8, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Anna Malela (Guest) on July 26, 2020
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Tabu (Guest) on July 17, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 24, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 19, 2020
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 18, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 16, 2020
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Fikiri (Guest) on June 13, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 12, 2020
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
David Chacha (Guest) on June 12, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 2, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 29, 2020
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Rabia (Guest) on May 26, 2020
๐ This is too funny!
Ibrahim (Guest) on May 4, 2020
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Bahati (Guest) on May 1, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 27, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 27, 2020
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 26, 2020
๐ You got me!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 26, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 26, 2020
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Baridi (Guest) on April 22, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Majid (Guest) on April 19, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Mwachumu (Guest) on April 16, 2020
๐ Iโm dying!
Kazija (Guest) on April 10, 2020
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on April 6, 2020
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 23, 2020
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on March 13, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Maneno (Guest) on March 2, 2020
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Bakari (Guest) on February 23, 2020
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Faiza (Guest) on February 18, 2020
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 2, 2020
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mzee (Guest) on January 20, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Samuel Were (Guest) on January 6, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Zakaria (Guest) on January 2, 2020
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 30, 2019
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Maida (Guest) on December 27, 2019
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Mustafa (Guest) on December 21, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 16, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 7, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on December 4, 2019
๐ Gotta save this!
David Musyoka (Guest) on December 4, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 30, 2019
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 29, 2019
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Kazija (Guest) on November 21, 2019
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 19, 2019
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Grace Minja (Guest) on October 15, 2019
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
David Musyoka (Guest) on October 7, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 7, 2019
๐ Added to my favorites!
Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 4, 2019
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ