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Rose Waithera
Guest
Mar 3, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Feb 28, 2021
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Feb 19, 2021
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Samuel Were
Guest
Feb 8, 2021
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Saidi
Guest
Jan 18, 2021
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Rahma
Guest
Jan 12, 2021
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jan 4, 2021
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Dec 31, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Mwajuma
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Dec 26, 2020
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Mwajuma
Guest
Dec 11, 2020
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Abdullah
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Neema
Guest
Nov 6, 2020
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Nov 1, 2020
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Makame
Guest
Oct 10, 2020
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Jaffar
Guest
Sep 25, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Sep 23, 2020
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Sep 12, 2020
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Sep 10, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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David Chacha
Guest
Sep 9, 2020
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Jabir
Guest
Aug 30, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 29, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Salima
Guest
Aug 28, 2020
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Aug 26, 2020
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Aug 25, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Muslima
Guest
Aug 24, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Aug 19, 2020
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Aug 9, 2020
😂 I’m dying!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jul 26, 2020
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jul 22, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jul 19, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Issa
Guest
Jul 17, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Hassan
Guest
Jul 7, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Habiba
Guest
Jun 30, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Zakaria
Guest
Jun 27, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 24, 2020
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Biashara
Guest
Jun 14, 2020
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jun 13, 2020
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Sofia
Guest
Jun 12, 2020
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Kazija
Guest
Jun 10, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Maida
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
May 25, 2020
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
May 24, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Jamal
Guest
May 24, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
May 22, 2020
😄 You got me good!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
May 12, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
May 3, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Muslima
Guest
May 2, 2020
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Irene Makena
Guest
May 2, 2020
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 1, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Fikiri
Guest
Apr 18, 2020
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 4, 2020
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Apr 1, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
