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Mwanais
Guest
Mar 31, 2021
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
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Mwakisu
Guest
Mar 26, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
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Sharifa
Guest
Mar 8, 2021
π This is a keeper!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Mar 2, 2021
π Laughing so hard right now!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Feb 22, 2021
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Feb 12, 2021
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Feb 7, 2021
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Feb 6, 2021
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
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Halima
Guest
Feb 5, 2021
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jan 13, 2021
π Canβt stop laughing!
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Omar
Guest
Jan 7, 2021
Iβm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. ποΈπ
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Tabu
Guest
Dec 21, 2020
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
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Leila
Guest
Nov 21, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
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Shabani
Guest
Nov 20, 2020
Iβm not bossy, I just have better ideas. π‘π
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Amina
Guest
Nov 20, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Nov 20, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Nov 18, 2020
π€£ This joke is just too good!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Nov 11, 2020
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Nov 5, 2020
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
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Asha
Guest
Nov 1, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Oct 26, 2020
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Oct 19, 2020
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
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Mohamed
Guest
Oct 15, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Oct 3, 2020
π Instant mood boost!
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Josephine
Guest
Sep 25, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
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Maimuna
Guest
Sep 23, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Sep 10, 2020
π Too good!
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George Mallya
Guest
Sep 3, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
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Maimuna
Guest
Aug 30, 2020
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Aug 25, 2020
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
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Hekima
Guest
Aug 20, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Aug 11, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itβs a beautiful day. βοΈπ
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Nashon
Guest
Aug 7, 2020
π This one really got me!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jul 27, 2020
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jul 23, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 22, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 16, 2020
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jul 16, 2020
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 13, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jul 5, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jun 3, 2020
π€£ Sending this now!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
May 24, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
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Fikiri
Guest
May 19, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βοΈπ§΅
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Safiya
Guest
May 16, 2020
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
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Fadhila
Guest
May 15, 2020
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
May 12, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 5, 2020
π€£ Pure genius!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
May 3, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
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Rashid
Guest
May 2, 2020
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
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Ramadhan
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Apr 26, 2020
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
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Shabani
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
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Aziza
Guest
Apr 11, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
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Makame
Guest
Apr 2, 2020
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π