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Linda Karimi
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May 29, 2020
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Yusuf
Guest
May 27, 2020
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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John Lissu
Guest
May 18, 2020
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Sarah Karani
Guest
May 16, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
May 15, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Frank Macha
Guest
May 9, 2020
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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John Malisa
Guest
May 9, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Mariam
Guest
May 8, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Chiku
Guest
May 4, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
May 1, 2020
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 28, 2020
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Apr 27, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 25, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Apr 5, 2020
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Mar 10, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Mar 6, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Mar 6, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Chiku
Guest
Mar 4, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Mar 1, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Sultan
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Feb 22, 2020
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Feb 9, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Sofia
Guest
Feb 5, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jan 24, 2020
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
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Salima
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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John Malisa
Guest
Jan 14, 2020
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jan 12, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jan 9, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jan 7, 2020
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jan 2, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Dec 28, 2019
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Dec 19, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 12, 2019
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Dec 10, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Amir
Guest
Nov 28, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Neema
Guest
Nov 24, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Mashaka
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Rabia
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Oct 14, 2019
😆 Saving this one!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Hashim
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Sep 29, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Sep 27, 2019
🤣 Sending this now!
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Juma
Guest
Sep 23, 2019
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Sep 16, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Shabani
Guest
Sep 15, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Sep 15, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Grace Minja
Guest
Sep 8, 2019
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Maida
Guest
Sep 8, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Sep 1, 2019
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Kijakazi
Guest
Aug 26, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Salum
Guest
Aug 21, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Aug 14, 2019
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Aug 11, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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David Chacha
Guest
Aug 10, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
