Answer: Santa Claus π
Explanation: In December, we have the delightful presence of Santa Claus, who magically appears with his sleigh and reindeer to bring joy and gifts to everyone. No other month can boast of having this jolly old fellow spreading cheer and laughter! ππ
Frank Macha (Guest) on November 5, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 25, 2020
Why donβt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ποΈβοΈ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on October 20, 2020
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 19, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 17, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
Grace Minja (Guest) on October 16, 2020
Iβm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. π¦π
Zainab (Guest) on October 9, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Issa (Guest) on October 3, 2020
π Instant mood boost!
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 23, 2020
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
Nyota (Guest) on September 21, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π ποΈ
Irene Makena (Guest) on September 21, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Nassar (Guest) on September 20, 2020
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 2, 2020
π Saving this one!
David Ochieng (Guest) on August 31, 2020
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
George Tenga (Guest) on August 29, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 18, 2020
π I needed that laugh!
Neema (Guest) on August 15, 2020
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 12, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 8, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
Sarafina (Guest) on August 7, 2020
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 5, 2020
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 2, 2020
π You got me!
George Tenga (Guest) on July 21, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 11, 2020
π Gotta save this!
Mariam (Guest) on July 6, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 6, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
Mwakisu (Guest) on June 29, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
Kahina (Guest) on June 14, 2020
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πποΈ
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 9, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
Zawadi (Guest) on May 28, 2020
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 16, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 13, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 12, 2020
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
Amir (Guest) on April 24, 2020
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 13, 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 6, 2020
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 5, 2020
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
Selemani (Guest) on March 29, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
Omari (Guest) on March 22, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 19, 2020
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 8, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 4, 2020
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Mwagonda (Guest) on March 3, 2020
π What a joke!
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on February 18, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 14, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
Kazija (Guest) on February 14, 2020
Iβve had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Mwanais (Guest) on February 13, 2020
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on February 12, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
Fadhila (Guest) on February 10, 2020
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 7, 2020
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
Kazija (Guest) on January 20, 2020
π Canβt stop laughing!
Frank Macha (Guest) on January 15, 2020
π Still cracking up!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 10, 2020
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
Salima (Guest) on January 6, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 5, 2020
π I had to share this with everyone!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 2, 2020
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Jabir (Guest) on December 31, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 29, 2019
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
Jafari (Guest) on December 25, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 21, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ