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Francis Njeru
Guest
Nov 12, 2020
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Oct 28, 2020
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Sarafina
Guest
Oct 15, 2020
😁 This is gold!
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Oct 15, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Irene Makena
Guest
Oct 9, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Sep 27, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Bahati
Guest
Sep 21, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Sep 18, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Sep 18, 2020
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Sep 14, 2020
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Sep 10, 2020
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 1, 2020
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Aug 27, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Aug 24, 2020
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Nashon
Guest
Aug 22, 2020
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Aug 22, 2020
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Rahim
Guest
Jul 23, 2020
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 11, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jun 29, 2020
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Rahma
Guest
Jun 9, 2020
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Sarafina
Guest
May 28, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
May 25, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
May 17, 2020
😄 You got me!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
May 10, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Jafari
Guest
May 10, 2020
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Rahim
Guest
May 8, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Selemani
Guest
May 5, 2020
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Apr 29, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Rehema
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Apr 13, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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John Malisa
Guest
Apr 8, 2020
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Mar 19, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Mazrui
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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David Chacha
Guest
Mar 12, 2020
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Mar 6, 2020
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Mashaka
Guest
Feb 22, 2020
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Feb 4, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Maneno
Guest
Feb 2, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jan 30, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jan 26, 2020
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Mariam
Guest
Jan 10, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 4, 2020
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Wande
Guest
Jan 4, 2020
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jan 1, 2020
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Fatuma
Guest
Dec 26, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Rubea
Guest
Dec 25, 2019
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Kahina
Guest
Dec 22, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Dec 12, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Mhina
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Nov 30, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Nov 24, 2019
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
