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Elizabeth Mtei
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Nov 1, 2020
😆 Saving this one!
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Sekela
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Oct 30, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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David Sokoine
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Oct 28, 2020
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Oct 24, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Catherine Mkumbo
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Oct 19, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Habiba
Guest
Oct 12, 2020
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Safiya
Guest
Oct 8, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Mwafirika
Guest
Oct 3, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Irene Akoth
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Oct 1, 2020
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Anna Malela
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Sep 18, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Majid
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Sep 16, 2020
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Grace Minja
Guest
Sep 12, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Anthony Kariuki
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Sep 7, 2020
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Robert Okello
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Aug 20, 2020
🤣 Sending this now!
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Khamis
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Aug 19, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Linda Karimi
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Aug 17, 2020
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Aug 17, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 4, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Nassar
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jul 20, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Rubea
Guest
Jul 19, 2020
😂 Sharing right away!
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Rahma
Guest
Jul 12, 2020
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jul 8, 2020
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jun 22, 2020
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jun 11, 2020
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jun 5, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
May 27, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Frank Macha
Guest
May 18, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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John Mwangi
Guest
May 3, 2020
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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David Kawawa
Guest
Apr 28, 2020
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Jackson Makori
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Apr 24, 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Apr 9, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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James Mduma
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Apr 7, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Omari
Guest
Apr 2, 2020
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Ruth Mtangi
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Mar 15, 2020
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Paul Ndomba
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Mar 10, 2020
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Sarah Achieng
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Mar 9, 2020
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Furaha
Guest
Mar 7, 2020
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Mar 6, 2020
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Athumani
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Mar 4, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Mar 1, 2020
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Abubakar
Guest
Feb 21, 2020
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Feb 21, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Lydia Mahiga
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Jan 31, 2020
😆 That punchline!
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Nchi
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Jan 26, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jan 26, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Ruth Kibona
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Jan 15, 2020
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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George Mallya
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Jan 2, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Elijah Mutua
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Dec 11, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Mwakisu
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Dec 2, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Zulekha
Guest
Nov 30, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Nov 29, 2019
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Kiza
Guest
Nov 28, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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George Ndungu
Guest
Nov 26, 2019
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
