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Jackson Makori
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Nov 22, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Baraka
Guest
Nov 13, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Nov 11, 2020
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Oct 19, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
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Leila
Guest
Sep 25, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Sep 21, 2020
😂 This is a keeper!
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Sep 20, 2020
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Sep 13, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Yusuf
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Sekela
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Rehema
Guest
Sep 4, 2020
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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David Kawawa
Guest
Aug 25, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Zainab
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jul 24, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jun 18, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Hassan
Guest
Jun 16, 2020
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Zakaria
Guest
Jun 3, 2020
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
May 19, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
May 18, 2020
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
May 3, 2020
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Amina
Guest
Apr 29, 2020
🤣 This one got me good!
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Apr 19, 2020
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Mustafa
Guest
Apr 11, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Mar 28, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Mar 27, 2020
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Mar 26, 2020
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Ramadhan
Guest
Mar 14, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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James Kimani
Guest
Mar 9, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Rukia
Guest
Feb 11, 2020
😄 You got me good!
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Mhina
Guest
Feb 11, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Feb 6, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Hekima
Guest
Feb 3, 2020
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jan 31, 2020
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Safiya
Guest
Jan 12, 2020
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jan 9, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
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Husna
Guest
Dec 13, 2019
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Amir
Guest
Dec 12, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Abubakar
Guest
Dec 5, 2019
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Dec 3, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Mchuma
Guest
Dec 3, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Yahya
Guest
Nov 18, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Baraka
Guest
Nov 16, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Mohamed
Guest
Nov 12, 2019
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Nov 5, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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John Mushi
Guest
Oct 31, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 31, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Rahma
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Mchuma
Guest
Oct 12, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
