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Faith Kariuki
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Jun 21, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Salma
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Jun 19, 2020
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Samson Tibaijuka
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Jun 5, 2020
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Patrick Akech
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May 22, 2020
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Josephine Nekesa
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May 21, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Jamila
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May 17, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
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Grace Mushi
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May 16, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Khatib
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May 15, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Maulid
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Apr 28, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Mhina
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Apr 26, 2020
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Faiza
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Apr 10, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Francis Mtangi
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Apr 6, 2020
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Michael Mboya
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Apr 1, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Zakaria
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Apr 1, 2020
😆 Saving this one!
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Paul Ndomba
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Mar 29, 2020
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Irene Makena
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Mar 21, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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David Kawawa
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Mar 16, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Rose Amukowa
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Mar 7, 2020
😂 I’m dying!
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Martin Otieno
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Feb 24, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Feb 24, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Rahim
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Feb 18, 2020
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Sarah Mbise
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Feb 15, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Maneno
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Feb 12, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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James Mduma
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Feb 6, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Alex Nakitare
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Feb 5, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Robert Okello
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Jan 30, 2020
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Hamida
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Jan 28, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Maneno
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Jan 27, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Francis Mrope
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Jan 25, 2020
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Sekela
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Dec 27, 2019
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Jafari
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Dec 25, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Khadija
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Nov 9, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Charles Wafula
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Nov 4, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Fikiri
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Nov 1, 2019
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Ann Awino
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Oct 24, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Irene Akoth
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Oct 23, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Nuru
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Oct 21, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Rahim
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Oct 10, 2019
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Esther Nyambura
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Oct 2, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Sumaya
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Oct 1, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Fadhila
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Sep 30, 2019
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Monica Adhiambo
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Sep 26, 2019
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Azima
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Sep 24, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Tabu
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Sep 23, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Zakia
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Sep 19, 2019
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Robert Ndunguru
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Sep 15, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Mwanaisha
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Sep 15, 2019
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Lucy Kimotho
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Sep 15, 2019
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Mwagonda
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Sep 11, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Shamim
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Sep 9, 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Mwalimu
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Sep 6, 2019
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Mwanaidi
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Sep 2, 2019
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Mwalimu
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Aug 26, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Ann Wambui
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Aug 13, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Samson Mahiga
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Aug 11, 2019
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Betty Akinyi
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Aug 4, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Aug 3, 2019
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Furaha
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Aug 2, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Moses Mwita
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Aug 1, 2019
😂 Sharing right away!
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Linda Karimi
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Jul 29, 2019
🤣 Pure genius!
