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Diana Mallya
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Oct 25, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Oct 21, 2020
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Zubeida
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
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Abubakar
Guest
Oct 1, 2020
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I had to share this with everyone!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Oct 1, 2020
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
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Kiza
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Sep 23, 2020
๐ Iโm dying!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Sep 15, 2020
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Sep 14, 2020
๐ Sharing right away!
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Sep 14, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ
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Kijakazi
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
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Mhina
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Sep 4, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Aug 30, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Aug 27, 2020
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐
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David Musyoka
Guest
Aug 19, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
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Salum
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
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Sharifa
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
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Jafari
Guest
Aug 9, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
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Tambwe
Guest
Jul 30, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 23, 2020
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
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Halimah
Guest
Jul 17, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
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Majid
Guest
Jul 12, 2020
๐ This just made my day!
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jul 10, 2020
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
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Latifa
Guest
Jul 1, 2020
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jun 22, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 18, 2020
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
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Amani
Guest
Jun 18, 2020
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jun 13, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
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Salima
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
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Tambwe
Guest
Jun 3, 2020
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jun 3, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
May 26, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
May 19, 2020
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
May 15, 2020
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
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Saidi
Guest
May 13, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
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Chris Okello
Guest
May 11, 2020
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
May 5, 2020
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Rose Waithera
Guest
May 4, 2020
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
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Irene Akoth
Guest
May 2, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 23, 2020
๐ Instant mood boost!
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Hawa
Guest
Apr 20, 2020
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Apr 8, 2020
๐ Iโm saving this one!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Apr 6, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Mar 28, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Mar 24, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 20, 2020
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Mar 9, 2020
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Feb 29, 2020
๐คฃ This one got me good!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
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Mtumwa
Guest
Feb 12, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 8, 2020
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
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Fadhila
Guest
Feb 5, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jan 4, 2020
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jan 3, 2020
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Dec 27, 2019
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Dec 27, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Dec 26, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
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James Kimani
Guest
Dec 22, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
