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Lucy Kimotho
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Jan 27, 2021
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jan 27, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jan 14, 2021
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jan 13, 2021
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Latifa
Guest
Jan 3, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 1, 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Jamila
Guest
Dec 27, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Dec 19, 2020
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Khalifa
Guest
Dec 17, 2020
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Dec 13, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Ramadhan
Guest
Dec 5, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Yusuf
Guest
Nov 18, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Nov 14, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 14, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Nov 11, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Nov 9, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Latifa
Guest
Nov 5, 2020
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Safiya
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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James Kawawa
Guest
Oct 24, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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John Kamande
Guest
Oct 4, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Sep 25, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Sep 24, 2020
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Sep 23, 2020
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Sep 22, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Sep 21, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Ahmed
Guest
Sep 8, 2020
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Jamal
Guest
Sep 8, 2020
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 3, 2020
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Aug 26, 2020
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Mazrui
Guest
Aug 23, 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Aug 22, 2020
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Majid
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jul 20, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Shabani
Guest
Jul 19, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jul 17, 2020
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jul 16, 2020
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Farida
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Aziza
Guest
Jun 10, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Sharifa
Guest
Jun 10, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Khamis
Guest
May 31, 2020
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Biashara
Guest
May 26, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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George Tenga
Guest
May 20, 2020
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Fikiri
Guest
May 19, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
May 12, 2020
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Aziza
Guest
May 3, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
May 1, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Mchawi
Guest
Apr 24, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Salma
Guest
Apr 24, 2020
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Abdillah
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 10, 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Apr 3, 2020
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Salum
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 15, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Mar 5, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
