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Josephine Nekesa
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Jul 29, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Josephine
Guest
Jul 29, 2020
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jul 5, 2020
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jun 3, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 31, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Hawa
Guest
May 26, 2020
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Mary Mrope
Guest
May 25, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Linda Karimi
Guest
May 13, 2020
😄 Too good!
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
May 13, 2020
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Khamis
Guest
May 9, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Apr 29, 2020
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Apr 11, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Apr 3, 2020
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Khalifa
Guest
Mar 31, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Mar 26, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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David Chacha
Guest
Mar 24, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Omari
Guest
Mar 14, 2020
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Kijakazi
Guest
Mar 9, 2020
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Mar 2, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Fadhila
Guest
Feb 5, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jan 24, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Halimah
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Salma
Guest
Jan 18, 2020
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Salima
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jan 12, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jan 8, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Dec 29, 2019
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Dec 13, 2019
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Yusra
Guest
Dec 12, 2019
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Dec 2, 2019
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Daudi
Guest
Dec 2, 2019
😄 What a joke!
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Yusuf
Guest
Nov 26, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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John Mushi
Guest
Nov 10, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Fikiri
Guest
Nov 5, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Oct 27, 2019
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Oct 27, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Zakia
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Jamila
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Oct 23, 2019
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Chum
Guest
Oct 21, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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David Chacha
Guest
Oct 6, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Saidi
Guest
Sep 26, 2019
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Makame
Guest
Aug 29, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Aug 26, 2019
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Janet Sumaye
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Aug 22, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Aug 19, 2019
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Rahim
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Aug 11, 2019
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jul 28, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jul 23, 2019
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Masika
Guest
Jul 21, 2019
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Hassan
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Hashim
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jul 9, 2019
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 7, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Rukia
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jun 27, 2019
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jun 27, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
