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Patrick Akech
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Mar 28, 2021
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Zakia
Guest
Mar 4, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Latifa
Guest
Mar 3, 2021
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 12, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Mtumwa
Guest
Feb 9, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 18, 2021
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Maulid
Guest
Jan 14, 2021
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Jamila
Guest
Jan 13, 2021
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jan 9, 2021
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 5, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jan 3, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 3, 2021
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Dec 29, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Hassan
Guest
Dec 18, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Omari
Guest
Dec 14, 2020
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Muslima
Guest
Dec 3, 2020
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Nov 18, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Nov 9, 2020
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Nov 8, 2020
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Oct 15, 2020
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Fatuma
Guest
Oct 6, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Oct 3, 2020
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Selemani
Guest
Sep 28, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Sep 22, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 9, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Sep 6, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Tabu
Guest
Aug 27, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Asha
Guest
Aug 18, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Aug 10, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Mohamed
Guest
Aug 3, 2020
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Arifa
Guest
Jul 20, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Fadhila
Guest
Jul 19, 2020
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 29, 2020
😂 Sharing right away!
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Fadhila
Guest
Jun 26, 2020
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 26, 2020
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jun 23, 2020
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 16, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jun 16, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jun 14, 2020
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jun 14, 2020
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jun 12, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Fadhili
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Mwalimu
Guest
May 24, 2020
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
May 14, 2020
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Tambwe
Guest
May 13, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Mwinyi
Guest
May 12, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Apr 16, 2020
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 13, 2020
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Fatuma
Guest
Apr 13, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Mwagonda
Guest
Apr 5, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Mar 29, 2020
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Baraka
Guest
Mar 22, 2020
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Wande
Guest
Mar 20, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Mar 14, 2020
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Mar 12, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Khadija
Guest
Mar 5, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Mar 4, 2020
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Athumani
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
🤣 Pure genius!
