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Nancy Kawawa
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Dec 2, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
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Kheri
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Dec 1, 2020
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
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Henry Mollel
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Nov 29, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
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Ahmed
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Nov 13, 2020
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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Khatib
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Nov 4, 2020
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
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Furaha
Guest
Oct 27, 2020
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
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Fredrick Mutiso
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Oct 21, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
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Lucy Mushi
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Oct 20, 2020
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
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Rose Lowassa
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Oct 18, 2020
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Oct 8, 2020
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Oct 5, 2020
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Sep 29, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
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Victor Kimario
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Sep 23, 2020
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 10, 2020
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Sep 9, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
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Mchuma
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Aug 23, 2020
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 19, 2020
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
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Mwanais
Guest
Aug 18, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Aug 17, 2020
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Aug 12, 2020
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
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Frank Macha
Guest
Aug 12, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Aug 11, 2020
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
๐ Pure comedy gold!
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Aug 5, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
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Sekela
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
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Abdullah
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Jul 18, 2020
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jul 11, 2020
๐ Sharing right away!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jul 11, 2020
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
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Hamida
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
๐ This joke just made my day!
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Daniel Obura
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Jul 2, 2020
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
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Issack
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Jun 28, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
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John Kamande
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Jun 21, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
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Ramadhan
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Jun 4, 2020
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
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Elijah Mutua
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May 23, 2020
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
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Irene Akoth
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May 22, 2020
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
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Peter Mbise
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May 14, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
May 1, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Apr 21, 2020
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Apr 9, 2020
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Mar 31, 2020
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
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Kheri
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Feb 25, 2020
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Feb 23, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
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Mwagonda
Guest
Feb 21, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
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George Mallya
Guest
Feb 17, 2020
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
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Hamida
Guest
Feb 16, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
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Susan Wangari
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Feb 15, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
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Amani
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Feb 15, 2020
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
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Shamsa
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Feb 12, 2020
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Mwajuma
Guest
Feb 9, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
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Jafari
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jan 11, 2020
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Saidi
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Dec 20, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
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Monica Adhiambo
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Dec 19, 2019
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
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Hekima
Guest
Dec 11, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Dec 10, 2019
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
