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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 5, 2019
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Oct 5, 2019
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Sep 26, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
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Mhina
Guest
Sep 22, 2019
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
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Mohamed
Guest
Sep 16, 2019
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
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James Kawawa
Guest
Sep 15, 2019
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Sep 6, 2019
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
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Jaffar
Guest
Sep 4, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. ππ¬
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Asha
Guest
Aug 28, 2019
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Aug 24, 2019
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
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Sekela
Guest
Aug 24, 2019
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Aug 21, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Aug 14, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π
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Yusuf
Guest
Aug 2, 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
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Mwajuma
Guest
Aug 2, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
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Bakari
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
Iβve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. π§ββοΈπ
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅
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Chum
Guest
Jul 10, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 8, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 6, 2019
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jul 5, 2019
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jun 26, 2019
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 24, 2019
Iβve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnβt say that' to 'What the heck, letβs see what happens'. π€·ββοΈπ€
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jun 20, 2019
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jun 15, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
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Nasra
Guest
Jun 12, 2019
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jun 12, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jun 5, 2019
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
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Saidi
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 30, 2019
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
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Khatib
Guest
May 20, 2019
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
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George Ndungu
Guest
May 20, 2019
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! π₯π₯
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Nasra
Guest
May 17, 2019
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ
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Brian Karanja
Guest
May 11, 2019
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 5, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! π¨βπΎπ
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Zubeida
Guest
May 4, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
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John Kamande
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
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Wande
Guest
Apr 4, 2019
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Mar 23, 2019
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Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Mar 18, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. π€’π€
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Nassor
Guest
Mar 9, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 9, 2019
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Mar 2, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
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Khamis
Guest
Mar 1, 2019
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Feb 14, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
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Mwinyi
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
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James Kimani
Guest
Feb 9, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
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James Kimani
Guest
Feb 5, 2019
Iβm not overweight. Iβm just under-tall. ποΈββοΈπ€
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Salma
Guest
Jan 30, 2019
π You got me good!
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Mchawi
Guest
Jan 25, 2019
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jan 15, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Dec 30, 2018
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
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Grace Minja
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘