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Josephine
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Feb 12, 2020
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
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Latifa
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Feb 8, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
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Hamida
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Feb 1, 2020
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
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Majid
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Jan 26, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
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Mwanahawa
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Jan 26, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
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George Wanjala
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Jan 22, 2020
π This made my day!
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Isaac Kiptoo
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Jan 13, 2020
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
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Mohamed
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Jan 9, 2020
π What a joke!
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Simon Kiprono
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Dec 14, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ππ
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Dec 8, 2019
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
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Kevin Maina
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Dec 6, 2019
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
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Michael Mboya
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Nov 26, 2019
π Totally hilarious!
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Zuhura
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Nov 13, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
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Alice Mwikali
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Nov 1, 2019
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
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Frank Sokoine
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Oct 30, 2019
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βοΈπ§΅
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Martin Otieno
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Oct 25, 2019
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
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Alice Wanjiru
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Oct 22, 2019
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
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Rukia
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Oct 20, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
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Sharifa
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Oct 13, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
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Nuru
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Oct 11, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
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David Sokoine
Guest
Oct 6, 2019
π Rolling on the floor!
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Simon Kiprono
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Sep 26, 2019
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
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Ramadhan
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Sep 18, 2019
π Gotta save this!
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Jacob Kiplangat
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Sep 18, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
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Michael Mboya
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Sep 18, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
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Mwanaidi
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Sep 5, 2019
I donβt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donβt even know you.' Weβve been Facebook friends for two years! π±π
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Chris Okello
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Aug 29, 2019
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
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Mercy Atieno
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Aug 27, 2019
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
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Mary Njeri
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Aug 22, 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
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Nuru
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Aug 21, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
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David Chacha
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Aug 17, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
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Thomas Mtaki
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Aug 2, 2019
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
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Mariam
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Jul 31, 2019
π€£ This oneβs fire!
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Kenneth Murithi
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Jul 29, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. π€’π€
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James Kawawa
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Jul 25, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
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Rose Amukowa
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Jul 13, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
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Catherine Mkumbo
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Jul 10, 2019
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
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Elizabeth Mrope
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Jul 8, 2019
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
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David Kawawa
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Jul 3, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
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Latifa
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Jun 15, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
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Victor Kamau
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Jun 8, 2019
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³
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Stephen Malecela
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Jun 4, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
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Nora Kidata
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May 25, 2019
I like long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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Betty Cheruiyot
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May 17, 2019
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
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Safiya
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May 16, 2019
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
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Lucy Kimotho
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May 14, 2019
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
May 12, 2019
Whatβs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! π£πΊ
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Baridi
Guest
May 10, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
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Janet Sumari
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May 6, 2019
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
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Mwalimu
Guest
May 2, 2019
π That punchline was epic!
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Apr 27, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
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Frank Macha
Guest
Apr 18, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
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Sumaya
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Apr 6, 2019
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Apr 5, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
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Irene Makena
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Apr 2, 2019
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
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Samson Tibaijuka
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Mar 11, 2019
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
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James Kimani
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Mar 9, 2019
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
