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Josephine
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Feb 12, 2020
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
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Latifa
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Feb 8, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
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Hamida
Guest
Feb 1, 2020
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
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Majid
Guest
Jan 26, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
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Mwanahawa
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Jan 26, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
๐ This made my day!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jan 13, 2020
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
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Mohamed
Guest
Jan 9, 2020
๐ What a joke!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Dec 14, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Dec 6, 2019
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Nov 26, 2019
๐ Totally hilarious!
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Zuhura
Guest
Nov 13, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Nov 1, 2019
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Oct 30, 2019
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Oct 22, 2019
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
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Rukia
Guest
Oct 20, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
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Sharifa
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
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Nuru
Guest
Oct 11, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
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David Sokoine
Guest
Oct 6, 2019
๐ Rolling on the floor!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Sep 26, 2019
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
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Ramadhan
Guest
Sep 18, 2019
๐ Gotta save this!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Sep 18, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 18, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Sep 5, 2019
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
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Chris Okello
Guest
Aug 29, 2019
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 27, 2019
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
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Nuru
Guest
Aug 21, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
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David Chacha
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 2, 2019
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
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Mariam
Guest
Jul 31, 2019
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jul 29, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jul 25, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jul 13, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jul 10, 2019
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jul 8, 2019
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
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Latifa
Guest
Jun 15, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jun 4, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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Nora Kidata
Guest
May 25, 2019
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 17, 2019
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
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Safiya
Guest
May 16, 2019
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
May 14, 2019
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
May 12, 2019
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
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Baridi
Guest
May 10, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Janet Sumari
Guest
May 6, 2019
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
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Mwalimu
Guest
May 2, 2019
๐ That punchline was epic!
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Jackson Makori
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Apr 27, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
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Frank Macha
Guest
Apr 18, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
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Sumaya
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Apr 5, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
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Irene Makena
Guest
Apr 2, 2019
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 11, 2019
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
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James Kimani
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Mar 9, 2019
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
