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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 17, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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John Kamande
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Kassim
Guest
Nov 1, 2019
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Oct 30, 2019
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Oct 24, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Mwachumu
Guest
Oct 17, 2019
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Oct 12, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Chris Okello
Guest
Oct 11, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Oct 7, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Bahati
Guest
Oct 7, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Oct 5, 2019
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Omar
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Jafari
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Salima
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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John Kamande
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 26, 2019
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Aug 23, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Safiya
Guest
Aug 14, 2019
😆 Saving this one!
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Mwafirika
Guest
Aug 9, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Issa
Guest
Jul 31, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jul 31, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Rabia
Guest
Jul 21, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Nassor
Guest
Jul 21, 2019
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jul 10, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jul 5, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jun 14, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Khamis
Guest
Jun 11, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 9, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jun 5, 2019
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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James Malima
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Nassar
Guest
May 30, 2019
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
May 26, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Bahati
Guest
May 19, 2019
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
May 13, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Chris Okello
Guest
May 1, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Hamida
Guest
Apr 29, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Victor Malima
Guest
Apr 28, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Baridi
Guest
Apr 24, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 23, 2019
😂 Sharing right away!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 21, 2019
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Ibrahim
Guest
Mar 17, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Mar 16, 2019
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Samuel Were
Guest
Mar 12, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Bakari
Guest
Mar 7, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Rashid
Guest
Mar 4, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Khatib
Guest
Mar 3, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Mar 1, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Feb 23, 2019
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Irene Makena
Guest
Feb 22, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Bahati
Guest
Feb 21, 2019
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jan 31, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Zulekha
Guest
Jan 29, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jan 24, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Kahina
Guest
Jan 21, 2019
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jan 4, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jan 3, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
