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John Lissu
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Apr 9, 2020
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Lucy Mushi
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Apr 7, 2020
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Masika
Guest
Apr 6, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Rahim
Guest
Apr 3, 2020
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Makame
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 11, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Mar 5, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Sultan
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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John Mwangi
Guest
Feb 17, 2020
😂 This is a keeper!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Feb 10, 2020
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Ahmed
Guest
Feb 9, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jan 27, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
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Chiku
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Issack
Guest
Jan 20, 2020
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 15, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jan 14, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Zuhura
Guest
Jan 8, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Bahati
Guest
Jan 4, 2020
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Juma
Guest
Dec 31, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Dec 30, 2019
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Nov 29, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Nassar
Guest
Nov 24, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Jafari
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Nov 18, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Daudi
Guest
Nov 17, 2019
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Nov 9, 2019
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Nov 2, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Nassor
Guest
Oct 30, 2019
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Mohamed
Guest
Oct 28, 2019
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Aziza
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 17, 2019
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Oct 6, 2019
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Oct 5, 2019
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Oct 3, 2019
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Shabani
Guest
Oct 2, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 16, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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John Malisa
Guest
Sep 13, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Hassan
Guest
Aug 27, 2019
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 18, 2019
😄 What a joke!
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Aug 11, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 3, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jul 30, 2019
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jul 18, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Abdillah
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jun 17, 2019
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
May 29, 2019
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
May 26, 2019
😅 I needed that!
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Aziza
Guest
May 16, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
May 14, 2019
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Zuhura
Guest
May 13, 2019
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Amina
Guest
May 12, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Grace Minja
Guest
May 12, 2019
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Jafari
Guest
Apr 18, 2019
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Farida
Guest
Apr 17, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 16, 2019
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
