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Athumani
Guest
Dec 12, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Nov 17, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Nuru
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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David Sokoine
Guest
Nov 6, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Nov 1, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Mariam
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Oct 21, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Arifa
Guest
Oct 21, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Oct 17, 2019
😁 This just made my day!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Rubea
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Sep 16, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Sep 15, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Baridi
Guest
Sep 15, 2019
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Sep 13, 2019
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Robert Okello
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Mwagonda
Guest
Sep 7, 2019
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Sep 6, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Sep 3, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Bahati
Guest
Aug 29, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Mashaka
Guest
Aug 28, 2019
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Maimuna
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Aug 11, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Aug 6, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Aug 3, 2019
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Khamis
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Masika
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Salma
Guest
Jul 14, 2019
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jul 1, 2019
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jun 27, 2019
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 15, 2019
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Mjaka
Guest
Jun 14, 2019
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jun 9, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jun 9, 2019
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 6, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Selemani
Guest
Jun 5, 2019
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Irene Makena
Guest
May 31, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
May 28, 2019
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Ahmed
Guest
May 26, 2019
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Mwanaisha
Guest
May 26, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Fadhili
Guest
May 24, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Mwanais
Guest
May 3, 2019
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Juma
Guest
Apr 29, 2019
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Apr 25, 2019
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Amir
Guest
Apr 24, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Mar 20, 2019
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Mar 19, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Mar 16, 2019
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Furaha
Guest
Mar 15, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Mar 5, 2019
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Mar 4, 2019
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Nuru
Guest
Feb 25, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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David Ochieng
Guest
Feb 15, 2019
😆 That punchline!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Feb 5, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
