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Charles Wafula
Guest
Dec 13, 2019
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Zakaria
Guest
Dec 4, 2019
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Mhina
Guest
Nov 29, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Nov 28, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Mzee
Guest
Nov 28, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Abubakar
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Nov 18, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Nov 14, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Nov 7, 2019
😅 I needed that!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 3, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Oct 22, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Hassan
Guest
Oct 17, 2019
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Asha
Guest
Oct 12, 2019
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Majid
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Sep 17, 2019
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Rubea
Guest
Sep 12, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Sep 7, 2019
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 26, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Husna
Guest
Aug 20, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Irene Makena
Guest
Aug 14, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Aug 9, 2019
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Zainab
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jul 21, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Shamsa
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Warda
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 13, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jun 23, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Mwanais
Guest
Jun 22, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jun 17, 2019
😄 Perfect joke!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jun 16, 2019
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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John Mushi
Guest
Jun 9, 2019
🤣 Sending this now!
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Abubakari
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jun 5, 2019
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jun 5, 2019
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Anna Malela
Guest
May 30, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Victor Malima
Guest
May 19, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Salum
Guest
May 12, 2019
😄 Nailed it!
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Rubea
Guest
May 11, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Jamal
Guest
May 9, 2019
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Apr 28, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Apr 23, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Sultan
Guest
Apr 16, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Fadhila
Guest
Apr 9, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Habiba
Guest
Apr 5, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Apr 3, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Shabani
Guest
Mar 30, 2019
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Mar 19, 2019
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Mar 18, 2019
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Mar 5, 2019
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Abdullah
Guest
Mar 3, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Leila
Guest
Mar 2, 2019
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
