๐ฅ
Bakari
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
๐ฅ
Mary Njeri
Guest
Sep 18, 2019
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
๐ฅ
Mohamed
Guest
Sep 15, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
๐ฅ
Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Sep 11, 2019
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
๐ฅ
Victor Kamau
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
๐ฅ
Rehema
Guest
Aug 21, 2019
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
๐ฅ
Halima
Guest
Aug 20, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
๐ฅ
Abubakar
Guest
Aug 14, 2019
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
๐ฅ
Peter Mugendi
Guest
Aug 6, 2019
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
๐ฅ
George Tenga
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
๐ฅ
James Kawawa
Guest
Jul 18, 2019
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
๐ฅ
Hamida
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
๐ฅ
Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
๐ฅ
Jackson Makori
Guest
Jun 30, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
๐ฅ
Janet Sumari
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
๐ฅ
Rehema
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
๐ฅ
Azima
Guest
Jun 27, 2019
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
๐ฅ
Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 26, 2019
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
๐ฅ
Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
๐ฅ
Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐
๐
๐ฅ
Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 13, 2019
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
๐ฅ
Zuhura
Guest
Jun 6, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
๐ฅ
Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
๐ฅ
Jafari
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
๐ฅ
Azima
Guest
May 30, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
๐ฅ
Edward Chepkoech
Guest
May 22, 2019
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
๐ฅ
Maneno
Guest
May 20, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
๐ฅ
Ann Wambui
Guest
May 19, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
๐ฅ
Zakaria
Guest
May 19, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
๐ฅ
Stephen Malecela
Guest
May 18, 2019
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
๐ฅ
Mtumwa
Guest
May 13, 2019
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
๐ฅ
Lucy Mahiga
Guest
May 7, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
๐ฅ
Warda
Guest
May 4, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
๐ฅ
Jackson Makori
Guest
May 3, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
๐ฅ
Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
May 1, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
๐ฅ
Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
๐ฅ
Abdullah
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
๐ฅ
Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
๐ฅ
Jane Malecela
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
๐ Iโm dying over here!
๐ฅ
Nchi
Guest
Apr 2, 2019
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
๐ฅ
Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Mar 27, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
๐ฅ
Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Mar 23, 2019
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
๐ฅ
David Musyoka
Guest
Mar 21, 2019
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
๐ฅ
Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Mar 21, 2019
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
๐ฅ
Raha
Guest
Mar 19, 2019
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
๐ฅ
Zulekha
Guest
Mar 15, 2019
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
๐ฅ
Mwachumu
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
๐ฅ
Masika
Guest
Mar 5, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
๐ฅ
Nassor
Guest
Mar 5, 2019
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
๐ฅ
Diana Mallya
Guest
Feb 26, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
๐ฅ
Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Feb 19, 2019
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
๐ฅ
Zulekha
Guest
Feb 17, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
๐ฅ
Mary Mrope
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
๐ฅ
Khatib
Guest
Feb 4, 2019
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
๐ฅ
Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 30, 2019
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
๐ฅ
Mariam
Guest
Jan 29, 2019
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
๐ฅ
Daudi
Guest
Jan 26, 2019
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
๐ฅ
Kevin Maina
Guest
Jan 16, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
๐ฅ
Francis Mrope
Guest
Jan 2, 2019
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
๐ฅ
Victor Kimario
Guest
Dec 29, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
