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Nassor
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Jan 10, 2020
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Sarafina
Guest
Jan 4, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Shabani
Guest
Dec 16, 2019
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Dec 13, 2019
🤣 Pure genius!
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Dec 11, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Dec 5, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Dec 3, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Nov 26, 2019
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Irene Makena
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Nov 18, 2019
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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John Mushi
Guest
Nov 18, 2019
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Nov 13, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Shamim
Guest
Nov 8, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Nov 5, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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James Kawawa
Guest
Nov 4, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Bakari
Guest
Oct 22, 2019
😄 What a joke!
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Sumaya
Guest
Oct 18, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 23, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Sep 21, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Hekima
Guest
Sep 5, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Zawadi
Guest
Aug 25, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Aug 24, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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David Sokoine
Guest
Aug 13, 2019
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Mwajuma
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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George Mallya
Guest
Aug 3, 2019
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 30, 2019
😁 This is gold!
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Nchi
Guest
Jul 30, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jul 21, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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James Kimani
Guest
Jul 13, 2019
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jul 13, 2019
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jun 16, 2019
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Zakia
Guest
May 31, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Peter Mugendi
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May 17, 2019
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
May 14, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
May 13, 2019
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Charles Wafula
Guest
May 8, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Apr 28, 2019
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Apr 28, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Apr 23, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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James Malima
Guest
Apr 16, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Khalifa
Guest
Apr 10, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Abubakar
Guest
Apr 10, 2019
😁 This made my day!
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Sumaya
Guest
Apr 9, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Mar 25, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Mzee
Guest
Mar 23, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Mar 18, 2019
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Robert Okello
Guest
Mar 17, 2019
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Mar 13, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Binti
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jan 18, 2019
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
🤣 This one got me good!
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Maida
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
