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Nassor
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Jan 10, 2020
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Sarafina
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Jan 4, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
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Shabani
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Dec 16, 2019
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Dec 13, 2019
๐คฃ Pure genius!
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Dec 11, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Dec 5, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
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Hawa
Guest
Dec 4, 2019
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Dec 3, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Nov 26, 2019
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
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Irene Makena
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Nov 18, 2019
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
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John Mushi
Guest
Nov 18, 2019
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Nov 13, 2019
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐
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Hawa
Guest
Nov 9, 2019
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
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Shamim
Guest
Nov 8, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Nov 5, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
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James Kawawa
Guest
Nov 4, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
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Bakari
Guest
Oct 22, 2019
๐ What a joke!
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Sumaya
Guest
Oct 18, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 23, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Sep 21, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
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Hekima
Guest
Sep 5, 2019
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Zawadi
Guest
Aug 25, 2019
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Aug 24, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
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David Sokoine
Guest
Aug 13, 2019
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
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Mwajuma
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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George Mallya
Guest
Aug 3, 2019
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 30, 2019
๐ This is gold!
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Nchi
Guest
Jul 30, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jul 21, 2019
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
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Ali
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
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James Kimani
Guest
Jul 13, 2019
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jul 13, 2019
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jun 16, 2019
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
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Zakia
Guest
May 31, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
May 17, 2019
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
May 14, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
May 13, 2019
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐
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Charles Wafula
Guest
May 8, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Apr 28, 2019
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Apr 28, 2019
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Apr 23, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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James Malima
Guest
Apr 16, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
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Khalifa
Guest
Apr 10, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
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Abubakar
Guest
Apr 10, 2019
๐ This made my day!
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Sumaya
Guest
Apr 9, 2019
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
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Catherine Naliaka
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Apr 6, 2019
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Victor Malima
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Mar 25, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
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Mzee
Guest
Mar 23, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Mar 18, 2019
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Robert Okello
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Mar 17, 2019
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Mar 13, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
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Binti
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jan 18, 2019
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
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Bernard Oduor
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Jan 17, 2019
๐คฃ This one got me good!
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Maida
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
