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Moses Mwita
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Dec 8, 2019
😄 What a joke!
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Maimuna
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Raha
Guest
Nov 28, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Nov 27, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Hawa
Guest
Nov 25, 2019
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Nov 24, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Nov 16, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Nashon
Guest
Nov 1, 2019
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Oct 14, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Oct 12, 2019
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Oct 2, 2019
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Ahmed
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Asha
Guest
Sep 21, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Sep 3, 2019
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Sarafina
Guest
Sep 3, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Aug 27, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Zakia
Guest
Aug 25, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Rehema
Guest
Aug 25, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Aug 14, 2019
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Abubakar
Guest
Aug 6, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Arifa
Guest
Aug 5, 2019
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Wande
Guest
Jul 12, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jul 8, 2019
😄 You got me!
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Sekela
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jun 15, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Salum
Guest
Jun 9, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Sekela
Guest
May 29, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
May 22, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
May 19, 2019
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Ann Wambui
Guest
May 10, 2019
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Shabani
Guest
May 5, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
May 5, 2019
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Mwajuma
Guest
Apr 23, 2019
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Zulekha
Guest
Apr 19, 2019
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Mar 31, 2019
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Mashaka
Guest
Mar 25, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Mar 23, 2019
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Abubakari
Guest
Mar 13, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Mar 9, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Mar 1, 2019
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Rukia
Guest
Feb 25, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Feb 20, 2019
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Feb 19, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Aziza
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Aziza
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Feb 5, 2019
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jan 23, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Maneno
Guest
Jan 19, 2019
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
