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Charles Wafula
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Mar 16, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
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James Malima
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Mar 7, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
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Kheri
Guest
Mar 5, 2020
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
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John Mushi
Guest
Feb 29, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Feb 16, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Feb 9, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 6, 2020
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
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Ahmed
Guest
Jan 27, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
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Nchi
Guest
Jan 24, 2020
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
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Chiku
Guest
Jan 21, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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Omari
Guest
Jan 18, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
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Fadhili
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jan 9, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
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Wande
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Dec 31, 2019
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 30, 2019
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
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Robert Okello
Guest
Dec 12, 2019
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
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Fadhila
Guest
Nov 19, 2019
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
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Samuel Were
Guest
Nov 16, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Nov 10, 2019
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Nov 8, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Nov 7, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Nov 6, 2019
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
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Mwajabu
Guest
Oct 31, 2019
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
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James Kawawa
Guest
Oct 26, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
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Grace Minja
Guest
Oct 24, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
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Zainab
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Oct 9, 2019
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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David Sokoine
Guest
Oct 5, 2019
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
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Mwagonda
Guest
Sep 22, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
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Shani
Guest
Aug 19, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
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David Nyerere
Guest
Aug 18, 2019
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐
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John Kamande
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
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Ndoto
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ
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Shani
Guest
Aug 14, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
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Ann Awino
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Aug 3, 2019
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Athumani
Guest
Jul 21, 2019
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jul 21, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
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Salma
Guest
Jul 5, 2019
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
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Stephen Kikwete
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Jul 3, 2019
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jun 23, 2019
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jun 14, 2019
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jun 9, 2019
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jun 4, 2019
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
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Mwanais
Guest
May 18, 2019
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
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Ahmed
Guest
May 12, 2019
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
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John Lissu
Guest
May 8, 2019
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Mar 27, 2019
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
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Shamsa
Guest
Mar 23, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Mar 23, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Mar 18, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
