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Charles Wafula
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Mar 16, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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James Malima
Guest
Mar 7, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Kheri
Guest
Mar 5, 2020
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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John Mushi
Guest
Feb 29, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Feb 16, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Feb 9, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 6, 2020
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Ahmed
Guest
Jan 27, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Nchi
Guest
Jan 24, 2020
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Chiku
Guest
Jan 21, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Omari
Guest
Jan 18, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Fadhili
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jan 9, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Wande
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Dec 31, 2019
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 30, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Robert Okello
Guest
Dec 12, 2019
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Fadhila
Guest
Nov 19, 2019
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Samuel Were
Guest
Nov 16, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Nov 10, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Nov 8, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Nov 7, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Nov 6, 2019
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Mwajabu
Guest
Oct 31, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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James Kawawa
Guest
Oct 26, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Grace Minja
Guest
Oct 24, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Zainab
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Oct 9, 2019
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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David Sokoine
Guest
Oct 5, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Mwagonda
Guest
Sep 22, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Shani
Guest
Aug 19, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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David Nyerere
Guest
Aug 18, 2019
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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John Kamande
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Ndoto
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Shani
Guest
Aug 14, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Ann Awino
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Aug 3, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Athumani
Guest
Jul 21, 2019
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jul 21, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Salma
Guest
Jul 5, 2019
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jun 23, 2019
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jun 14, 2019
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jun 9, 2019
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jun 4, 2019
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Mwanais
Guest
May 18, 2019
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Ahmed
Guest
May 12, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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John Lissu
Guest
May 8, 2019
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Mar 27, 2019
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Shamsa
Guest
Mar 23, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Mar 23, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Mar 18, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
