A tornado's favorite game to play is... Twister! πͺοΈπͺοΈπͺοΈ
Explanation: Twister is a well-known game where players have to twist and contort their bodies to match the colors on a mat. Since tornadoes are notorious for twisting and turning, it's only fitting that their favorite game would be Twister! Plus, it adds a humorous twist (pun intended!) to the concept of a tornado playing a game. The tornado emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the answer. πͺοΈπ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 9, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 6, 2019
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
Nuru (Guest) on December 3, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
Omari (Guest) on December 2, 2019
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
Sekela (Guest) on November 25, 2019
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 30, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 24, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
Selemani (Guest) on October 18, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
Saidi (Guest) on October 18, 2019
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
Abdillah (Guest) on October 17, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeΓ±o business! πΆοΈπ€
Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 15, 2019
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 9, 2019
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
Hashim (Guest) on October 8, 2019
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
John Mwangi (Guest) on October 1, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 24, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π ποΈ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 24, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 22, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 22, 2019
I donβt need a mood ring; I have a face. ππ¬
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 10, 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
Mustafa (Guest) on September 9, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 31, 2019
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 29, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
Omar (Guest) on August 20, 2019
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
Khadija (Guest) on August 18, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
George Mallya (Guest) on August 17, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
Athumani (Guest) on August 11, 2019
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 3, 2019
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 31, 2019
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 25, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
Husna (Guest) on July 22, 2019
π Nailed it!
David Nyerere (Guest) on July 15, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
Khatib (Guest) on June 30, 2019
π Iβm dying!
Muslima (Guest) on June 29, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
Nassar (Guest) on June 10, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
Arifa (Guest) on June 7, 2019
π Added to my favorites!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 16, 2019
Iβve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnβt say that' to 'What the heck, letβs see what happens'. π€·ββοΈπ€
Khamis (Guest) on May 15, 2019
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Abdillah (Guest) on May 7, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
Hawa (Guest) on April 15, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 8, 2019
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. π΄
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 2, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 22, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 9, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 7, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
Mwakisu (Guest) on February 9, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 3, 2019
I didnβt see that punchline comingβhilarious! π€£
Zubeida (Guest) on February 1, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 23, 2019
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 23, 2019
π Instant mood boost!
Rahma (Guest) on January 20, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 14, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Omari (Guest) on January 13, 2019
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
Sekela (Guest) on December 31, 2018
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 30, 2018
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 30, 2018
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Bakari (Guest) on December 10, 2018
π What a joke!
Kassim (Guest) on December 7, 2018
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 5, 2018
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
George Tenga (Guest) on December 1, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
John Mwangi (Guest) on November 28, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£