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Nora Kidata
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Dec 6, 2019
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Omari
Guest
Dec 2, 2019
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Sekela
Guest
Nov 25, 2019
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Oct 30, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Oct 24, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Selemani
Guest
Oct 18, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Saidi
Guest
Oct 18, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Abdillah
Guest
Oct 17, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Oct 9, 2019
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Hashim
Guest
Oct 8, 2019
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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John Mwangi
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Sep 24, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Sep 24, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Sep 22, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Sep 22, 2019
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Mustafa
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Aug 31, 2019
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 29, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Omar
Guest
Aug 20, 2019
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Khadija
Guest
Aug 18, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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George Mallya
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Athumani
Guest
Aug 11, 2019
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Aug 3, 2019
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jul 31, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jul 25, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Husna
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
😄 Nailed it!
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Khatib
Guest
Jun 30, 2019
😂 I’m dying!
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Muslima
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Nassar
Guest
Jun 10, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Arifa
Guest
Jun 7, 2019
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
May 16, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Khamis
Guest
May 15, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Abdillah
Guest
May 7, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Hawa
Guest
Apr 15, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Apr 2, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 22, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Mar 9, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Mar 7, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Mwakisu
Guest
Feb 9, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Feb 3, 2019
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Zubeida
Guest
Feb 1, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 23, 2019
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 23, 2019
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Rahma
Guest
Jan 20, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jan 14, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Omari
Guest
Jan 13, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Sekela
Guest
Dec 31, 2018
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Dec 30, 2018
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Dec 30, 2018
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Bakari
Guest
Dec 10, 2018
😄 What a joke!
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Kassim
Guest
Dec 7, 2018
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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George Tenga
Guest
Dec 1, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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John Mwangi
Guest
Nov 28, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
