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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Oct 20, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Majid
Guest
Oct 18, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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James Kimani
Guest
Oct 17, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Yusra
Guest
Oct 5, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Tambwe
Guest
Sep 29, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Kazija
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Kassim
Guest
Sep 6, 2019
😂 This is too funny!
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Sep 6, 2019
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Aug 30, 2019
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Husna
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jul 23, 2019
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Mohamed
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jul 8, 2019
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jul 4, 2019
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Habiba
Guest
May 31, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Zulekha
Guest
May 31, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Farida
Guest
May 24, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Binti
Guest
May 14, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Chris Okello
Guest
May 13, 2019
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Hekima
Guest
May 11, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Masika
Guest
May 5, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Apr 29, 2019
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Apr 26, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Masika
Guest
Apr 26, 2019
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Grace Minja
Guest
Apr 23, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Apr 10, 2019
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Mar 24, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Athumani
Guest
Mar 20, 2019
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Amir
Guest
Feb 23, 2019
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Abubakar
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Victor Malima
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Feb 10, 2019
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Irene Makena
Guest
Feb 8, 2019
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Fikiri
Guest
Jan 30, 2019
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jan 18, 2019
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jan 16, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Dec 31, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Dec 16, 2018
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Dec 15, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Chris Okello
Guest
Dec 15, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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James Kimani
Guest
Dec 3, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Nov 30, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Nov 26, 2018
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Nov 19, 2018
😅 I’m still laughing!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Nov 15, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 12, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Salma
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Oct 17, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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John Malisa
Guest
Oct 11, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Oct 10, 2018
😄 Pure comedy gold!
