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Fredrick Mutiso
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Dec 30, 2019
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 27, 2019
Thanks Ackyshine
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Khatib
Guest
Dec 23, 2019
😂 This is too funny!
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David Nyerere
Guest
Dec 13, 2019
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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David Kawawa
Guest
Dec 10, 2019
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Irene Makena
Guest
Nov 27, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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James Kawawa
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Nov 17, 2019
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Rabia
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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George Ndungu
Guest
Nov 6, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Nov 1, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Oct 8, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Oct 7, 2019
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Sep 19, 2019
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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George Tenga
Guest
Aug 24, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Aug 20, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Aug 14, 2019
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Juma
Guest
Aug 11, 2019
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Kassim
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Baridi
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Zakia
Guest
Jul 21, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jul 18, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 27, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Jamal
Guest
Jun 25, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 24, 2019
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 13, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jun 12, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jun 4, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Shani
Guest
May 29, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Kazija
Guest
May 28, 2019
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
May 27, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
May 26, 2019
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
May 24, 2019
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
May 14, 2019
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Irene Akoth
Guest
May 3, 2019
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Yusuf
Guest
Mar 27, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Bahati
Guest
Mar 26, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Mar 20, 2019
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Yusuf
Guest
Mar 17, 2019
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Mar 16, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
😄 You got me good!
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Shani
Guest
Feb 5, 2019
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Feb 2, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 28, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jan 27, 2019
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jan 19, 2019
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Omari
Guest
Jan 18, 2019
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jan 2, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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David Kawawa
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Chum
Guest
Dec 12, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Dec 7, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Kijakazi
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
😂 I’m dying!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
