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Mazrui
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Mar 2, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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Alice Jebet
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Mar 1, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
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Michael Mboya
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Feb 25, 2020
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
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Paul Kamau
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Feb 21, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
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Alex Nakitare
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Feb 18, 2020
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Josephine Nduta
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Feb 15, 2020
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
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Robert Ndunguru
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Feb 13, 2020
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
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John Mwangi
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Jan 31, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
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Mariam Hassan
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Jan 28, 2020
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jan 27, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jan 18, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jan 10, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
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Mchawi
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jan 2, 2020
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Dec 21, 2019
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Dec 18, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
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Amina
Guest
Dec 2, 2019
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
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Frank Macha
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Nov 16, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Nov 13, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
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Zawadi
Guest
Nov 13, 2019
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Nov 9, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 8, 2019
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Oct 30, 2019
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Shani
Guest
Oct 26, 2019
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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Mchuma
Guest
Oct 20, 2019
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
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Biashara
Guest
Oct 19, 2019
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Oct 7, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Sep 19, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
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Kahina
Guest
Sep 11, 2019
๐ This joke just made my day!
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Sep 5, 2019
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Sep 1, 2019
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Sep 1, 2019
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Aug 31, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
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Abdillah
Guest
Aug 27, 2019
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
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Ibrahim
Guest
Aug 25, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
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Juma
Guest
Aug 18, 2019
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Aug 14, 2019
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jul 23, 2019
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
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Victor Kimario
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Jul 17, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jul 5, 2019
๐ Rolling on the floor!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jun 20, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
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Samuel Were
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Jun 14, 2019
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
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Umi
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Jun 13, 2019
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 5, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
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Carol Nyakio
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May 11, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
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Kevin Maina
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May 5, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
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Mtumwa
Guest
May 2, 2019
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Apr 24, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
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Habiba
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Apr 23, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
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Alex Nyamweya
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Apr 22, 2019
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
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Nashon
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Apr 19, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐