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Daniel Obura
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Nov 17, 2019
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Ahmed
Guest
Nov 17, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Bahati
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Tambwe
Guest
Nov 5, 2019
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Yusra
Guest
Nov 4, 2019
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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James Malima
Guest
Oct 17, 2019
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Oct 3, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Sekela
Guest
Oct 3, 2019
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Sep 24, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Sep 14, 2019
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Farida
Guest
Sep 13, 2019
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 12, 2019
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Mwafirika
Guest
Sep 5, 2019
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Aug 29, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Aug 28, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Aug 25, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Aziza
Guest
Aug 8, 2019
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Ahmed
Guest
Aug 5, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Halimah
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
😆 Saving this one!
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jul 13, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jul 12, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jul 12, 2019
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Zubeida
Guest
Jul 4, 2019
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Jaffar
Guest
Jun 25, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jun 25, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jun 23, 2019
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Mgeni
Guest
Jun 18, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Bahati
Guest
Jun 10, 2019
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Grace Mushi
Guest
May 31, 2019
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
May 18, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Rukia
Guest
May 17, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
May 14, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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David Musyoka
Guest
May 12, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
May 11, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Mchuma
Guest
May 10, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Asha
Guest
Apr 22, 2019
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Mar 9, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Athumani
Guest
Mar 8, 2019
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Mar 7, 2019
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Mustafa
Guest
Mar 4, 2019
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Daudi
Guest
Mar 1, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Feb 3, 2019
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jan 5, 2019
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Dec 18, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Nashon
Guest
Dec 10, 2018
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Dec 7, 2018
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Dec 6, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Dec 2, 2018
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Nov 17, 2018
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Nov 13, 2018
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Mwafirika
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Nov 7, 2018
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Ann Awino
Guest
Nov 1, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
