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Nancy Komba
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Mar 21, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Majid
Guest
Mar 20, 2020
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Fatuma
Guest
Mar 15, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Biashara
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Muslima
Guest
Feb 19, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Abdullah
Guest
Dec 27, 2019
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Asha
Guest
Dec 27, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Dec 26, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Mwajabu
Guest
Dec 17, 2019
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Husna
Guest
Dec 16, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Mwachumu
Guest
Dec 15, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Dec 10, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 10, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Wande
Guest
Dec 1, 2019
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
😆 That punchline!
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Aziza
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Nov 8, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Nov 6, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Nov 2, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Oct 27, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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James Malima
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
😁 This is gold!
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Azima
Guest
Oct 2, 2019
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Sharifa
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Zulekha
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Nchi
Guest
Sep 26, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Hassan
Guest
Sep 24, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Sep 19, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Sep 16, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Sep 1, 2019
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Sep 1, 2019
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Zakia
Guest
Aug 28, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Mwachumu
Guest
Aug 26, 2019
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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David Chacha
Guest
Aug 25, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Rashid
Guest
Aug 9, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Fadhili
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Aug 5, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Aug 2, 2019
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Aziza
Guest
Aug 1, 2019
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Khadija
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Zawadi
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jul 10, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Maimuna
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jun 16, 2019
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Hassan
Guest
Jun 15, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Baraka
Guest
May 29, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Raha
Guest
May 24, 2019
🤣 Pure genius!
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Salima
Guest
May 6, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Sarafina
Guest
Apr 22, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Sharifa
Guest
Apr 16, 2019
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Kazija
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Apr 10, 2019
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
