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Victor Kimario
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Mar 23, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Zuhura
Guest
Mar 18, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Mar 16, 2019
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Hekima
Guest
Mar 16, 2019
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Mar 11, 2019
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Nasra
Guest
Mar 7, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 1, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Kiza
Guest
Feb 26, 2019
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Feb 26, 2019
😂 So funny!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Feb 23, 2019
😄 Nailed it!
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Frank Macha
Guest
Feb 21, 2019
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Faiza
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Mzee
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 30, 2019
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jan 29, 2019
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jan 24, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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John Malisa
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Farida
Guest
Jan 19, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jan 10, 2019
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jan 10, 2019
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Bakari
Guest
Jan 6, 2019
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Chris Okello
Guest
Dec 23, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Dec 23, 2018
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Zakaria
Guest
Dec 22, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Rashid
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 17, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 8, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Nov 29, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Nov 24, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Mwafirika
Guest
Nov 14, 2018
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Oct 28, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Oct 15, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Wande
Guest
Oct 8, 2018
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Yusra
Guest
Oct 6, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Sep 20, 2018
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Mgeni
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Aug 28, 2018
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Shani
Guest
Aug 7, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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John Kamande
Guest
Aug 4, 2018
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jul 25, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Khamis
Guest
Jul 19, 2018
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Abdillah
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Omari
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Faiza
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jul 6, 2018
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jun 27, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Jane Muthui
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Jun 18, 2018
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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John Malisa
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jun 9, 2018
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Mwanais
Guest
May 23, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
May 22, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
May 21, 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Apr 30, 2018
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
