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Kazija
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May 2, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Apr 23, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Susan Wangari
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Apr 18, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Majid
Guest
Apr 2, 2019
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Joseph Kawawa
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Mar 24, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Mar 21, 2019
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Halimah
Guest
Mar 10, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Victor Malima
Guest
Feb 12, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Feb 9, 2019
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Feb 4, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Mwanais
Guest
Jan 28, 2019
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jan 27, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jan 26, 2019
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Ndoto
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
😂 This is too funny!
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jan 14, 2019
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jan 14, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jan 4, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Dec 22, 2018
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Abubakari
Guest
Dec 14, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Khadija
Guest
Dec 10, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 1, 2018
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Dec 1, 2018
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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David Nyerere
Guest
Nov 28, 2018
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Hawa
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Rahma
Guest
Nov 21, 2018
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Nov 12, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Baraka
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Issack
Guest
Nov 5, 2018
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Muslima
Guest
Oct 28, 2018
😆 Still cracking up!
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David Chacha
Guest
Oct 24, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Hekima
Guest
Oct 21, 2018
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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John Mwangi
Guest
Oct 17, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Oct 10, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Oct 9, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Zulekha
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Oct 5, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Hassan
Guest
Oct 2, 2018
😂 I’m dying!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Sep 30, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Sep 27, 2018
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Jamila
Guest
Sep 27, 2018
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Sep 1, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 27, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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James Malima
Guest
Jul 26, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jul 17, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 19, 2018
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Halima
Guest
Jun 16, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Baraka
Guest
Jun 12, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Moses Mwita
Guest
May 30, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Biashara
Guest
May 21, 2018
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 17, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Fadhili
Guest
May 14, 2018
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
May 1, 2018
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 30, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Tambwe
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
