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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jan 7, 2019
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jan 6, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Dec 29, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Dec 15, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Dec 14, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Zakaria
Guest
Dec 13, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Nashon
Guest
Dec 11, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Dec 7, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Dec 6, 2018
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Mjaka
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Ann Awino
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Sarafina
Guest
Nov 23, 2018
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Nov 15, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Mwachumu
Guest
Nov 14, 2018
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Nov 14, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Nov 7, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Maneno
Guest
Oct 23, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Oct 21, 2018
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Irene Makena
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Baridi
Guest
Sep 30, 2018
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Sep 14, 2018
😂 Sharing right away!
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Sarafina
Guest
Sep 11, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Makame
Guest
Sep 3, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Sofia
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
🤣 Sending this now!
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Asha
Guest
Jul 28, 2018
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jun 28, 2018
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 27, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 25, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Husna
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Zakia
Guest
Jun 8, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jun 6, 2018
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
May 31, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
May 31, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Hawa
Guest
May 23, 2018
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
May 22, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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David Sokoine
Guest
May 21, 2018
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Peter Otieno
Guest
May 13, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
May 11, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
May 11, 2018
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Apr 16, 2018
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Nasra
Guest
Apr 15, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Apr 6, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 6, 2018
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Salma
Guest
Mar 30, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Abdillah
Guest
Mar 28, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Mar 25, 2018
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Bakari
Guest
Mar 25, 2018
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Hashim
Guest
Mar 15, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Mar 14, 2018
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Yusra
Guest
Mar 2, 2018
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Feb 22, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
