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Mwachumu
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Nov 9, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Zawadi
Guest
Oct 15, 2018
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Oct 11, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Oct 10, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Amina
Guest
Oct 10, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Shani
Guest
Sep 27, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Selemani
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 31, 2018
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Aug 25, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Halimah
Guest
Aug 17, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Aug 13, 2018
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Shamsa
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Mtumwa
Guest
Aug 7, 2018
😂 Sharing right away!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jul 28, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jul 20, 2018
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jul 16, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jul 15, 2018
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 14, 2018
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Nassar
Guest
Jul 14, 2018
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Rahma
Guest
Jul 11, 2018
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Zakaria
Guest
Jul 5, 2018
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 9, 2018
😄 What a joke!
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Warda
Guest
Jun 7, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jun 3, 2018
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 31, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Rukia
Guest
May 21, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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James Kawawa
Guest
May 11, 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
May 6, 2018
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Fadhili
Guest
May 3, 2018
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Apr 26, 2018
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Maimuna
Guest
Apr 25, 2018
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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David Kawawa
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Apr 19, 2018
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Apr 18, 2018
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Apr 13, 2018
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 8, 2018
😂 So funny!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Mar 26, 2018
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Mar 18, 2018
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Mar 9, 2018
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Feb 23, 2018
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Feb 23, 2018
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Maida
Guest
Feb 9, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Rabia
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jan 14, 2018
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jan 4, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Nov 21, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Makame
Guest
Nov 20, 2017
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Bakari
Guest
Nov 12, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Jabir
Guest
Nov 8, 2017
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Chris Okello
Guest
Nov 3, 2017
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
