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Jacob Kiplangat
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Jan 19, 2019
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Jafari
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Jan 18, 2019
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Joseph Njoroge
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Jan 17, 2019
😆 Still cracking up!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Dec 29, 2018
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Dec 24, 2018
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Rabia
Guest
Nov 27, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 26, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Aziza
Guest
Nov 18, 2018
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Nov 14, 2018
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Oct 25, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Jamila
Guest
Oct 22, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Oct 13, 2018
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Abubakar
Guest
Oct 2, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Hawa
Guest
Sep 26, 2018
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Sep 20, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Sep 17, 2018
🤣 This one got me good!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Sep 8, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Sekela
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Aug 9, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Aug 8, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Ahmed
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Mohamed
Guest
Aug 1, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jul 30, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Arifa
Guest
Jul 23, 2018
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Sekela
Guest
Jul 22, 2018
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jul 21, 2018
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 2, 2018
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jun 20, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jun 17, 2018
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Yahya
Guest
Jun 13, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 6, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Tambwe
Guest
May 30, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
May 30, 2018
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Mchuma
Guest
May 23, 2018
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Hashim
Guest
May 19, 2018
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
May 13, 2018
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Irene Akoth
Guest
May 12, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 12, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Apr 14, 2018
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Warda
Guest
Apr 13, 2018
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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George Wanjala
Guest
Apr 8, 2018
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Apr 8, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Mar 23, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Mar 11, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Faiza
Guest
Mar 2, 2018
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Feb 26, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Feb 12, 2018
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Habiba
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Mzee
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
😆 Saving this one!
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Fadhila
Guest
Jan 14, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Faiza
Guest
Jan 8, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Rabia
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Dec 25, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
