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Shani
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Oct 5, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Oct 1, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 24, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Sep 15, 2018
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Sep 14, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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James Kimani
Guest
Sep 8, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Sep 8, 2018
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Amani
Guest
Aug 30, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Khamis
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Aug 16, 2018
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Aug 7, 2018
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Ahmed
Guest
Aug 5, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Shamim
Guest
Jul 17, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Shamsa
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
😆 Saving this one!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jun 27, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Sumaya
Guest
Jun 25, 2018
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Fikiri
Guest
Jun 25, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jun 24, 2018
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 20, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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George Tenga
Guest
Jun 20, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jun 12, 2018
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jun 7, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Ann Awino
Guest
May 24, 2018
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
May 5, 2018
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Rubea
Guest
Apr 28, 2018
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Shamsa
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Mchawi
Guest
Apr 26, 2018
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Rubea
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Ann Awino
Guest
Apr 15, 2018
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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John Lissu
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Apr 15, 2018
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Stephen Mushi
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Apr 15, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Mhina
Guest
Apr 9, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Sharifa
Guest
Mar 26, 2018
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Mgeni
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Mar 22, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Anna Kibwana
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Mar 15, 2018
😆 That punchline!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Mar 14, 2018
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Mar 13, 2018
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Mar 1, 2018
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Nahida
Guest
Feb 28, 2018
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Hawa
Guest
Feb 26, 2018
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Feb 19, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Chris Okello
Guest
Feb 2, 2018
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Khatib
Guest
Jan 19, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 18, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Khadija
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Halimah
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jan 9, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jan 8, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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George Mallya
Guest
Jan 6, 2018
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Arifa
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Dec 20, 2017
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Nov 11, 2017
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Tabu
Guest
Nov 11, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
