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Sumaya
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Dec 7, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Josephine Nekesa
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Dec 6, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Warda
Guest
Nov 30, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Joseph Kawawa
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Nov 21, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Nasra
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Nov 20, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Oct 26, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Furaha
Guest
Oct 26, 2018
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Oct 18, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Oct 16, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Rabia
Guest
Oct 11, 2018
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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James Kimani
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Oct 8, 2018
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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James Malima
Guest
Oct 6, 2018
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
😄 You got me good!
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Kazija
Guest
Sep 28, 2018
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Nahida
Guest
Sep 21, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Sep 20, 2018
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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David Chacha
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Ibrahim
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Mohamed
Guest
Aug 30, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Aug 29, 2018
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Issack
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Husna
Guest
Aug 5, 2018
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jul 28, 2018
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Halima
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 14, 2018
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Mhina
Guest
Jul 13, 2018
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jul 2, 2018
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jun 27, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Jamila
Guest
Jun 23, 2018
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Fadhili
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jun 7, 2018
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Susan Wangari
Guest
May 30, 2018
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
May 30, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Jane Malecela
Guest
May 27, 2018
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Mwanaidi
Guest
May 25, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 15, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Jane Malecela
Guest
May 4, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Apr 17, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Samuel Were
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
😆 Saving this one!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Apr 6, 2018
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Hawa
Guest
Mar 26, 2018
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 15, 2018
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Halima
Guest
Mar 11, 2018
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Makame
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
🤣 Pure genius!
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Feb 8, 2018
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Feb 8, 2018
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jan 30, 2018
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Amina
Guest
Dec 21, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Warda
Guest
Dec 18, 2017
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Salma
Guest
Dec 12, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Dec 10, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Dec 1, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 28, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Aziza
Guest
Nov 28, 2017
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Nov 26, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Nov 25, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Shukuru
Guest
Nov 20, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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George Wanjala
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
