Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 7, 2019

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 5, 2019

🤣 This one got me good!

Nasra (Guest) on May 30, 2019

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 23, 2019

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Asha (Guest) on May 20, 2019

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 15, 2019

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

James Malima (Guest) on May 6, 2019

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Biashara (Guest) on May 5, 2019

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 27, 2019

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Mwajuma (Guest) on April 27, 2019

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 23, 2019

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

George Mallya (Guest) on April 22, 2019

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Rubea (Guest) on April 16, 2019

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Makame (Guest) on April 4, 2019

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Sumaya (Guest) on April 3, 2019

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 27, 2019

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 21, 2019

🤣 Pure genius!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 13, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mazrui (Guest) on February 26, 2019

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 23, 2019

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on February 19, 2019

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 6, 2019

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Halima (Guest) on February 5, 2019

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 13, 2019

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 13, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Hawa (Guest) on January 11, 2019

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Abubakari (Guest) on December 30, 2018

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 27, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Jamila (Guest) on December 25, 2018

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Husna (Guest) on December 24, 2018

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Umi (Guest) on December 15, 2018

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Fadhila (Guest) on December 1, 2018

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 26, 2018

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Abubakari (Guest) on November 24, 2018

Thanks Ackyshine

Fikiri (Guest) on October 26, 2018

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Rahma (Guest) on October 16, 2018

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Chum (Guest) on October 6, 2018

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 5, 2018

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Tambwe (Guest) on September 25, 2018

😆 I’m dying over here!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on September 20, 2018

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Hashim (Guest) on September 17, 2018

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Umi (Guest) on August 15, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Nassor (Guest) on August 14, 2018

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 25, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 21, 2018

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 20, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Rubea (Guest) on July 20, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Amani (Guest) on July 14, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Shamsa (Guest) on July 11, 2018

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 11, 2018

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 10, 2018

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 10, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 1, 2018

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Chum (Guest) on June 29, 2018

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 25, 2018

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Robert Okello (Guest) on June 14, 2018

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 14, 2018

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Omari (Guest) on June 4, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 1, 2018

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Omar (Guest) on May 29, 2018

😁 This is gold!