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Kijakazi
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Dec 8, 2018
๐ You got me good!
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Rabia
Guest
Nov 30, 2018
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I needed that!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Nov 24, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
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Ndoto
Guest
Nov 13, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
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Azima
Guest
Nov 8, 2018
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Nov 1, 2018
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Oct 16, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
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John Kamande
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
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Fadhili
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
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Zainab
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
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David Musyoka
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
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Irene Makena
Guest
Sep 17, 2018
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
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George Tenga
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Sep 13, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
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Baraka
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
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Rahma
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
๐ Saving this one!
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Aug 23, 2018
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
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Amir
Guest
Jul 30, 2018
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 22, 2018
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jul 20, 2018
๐ Iโm saving this one!
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 19, 2018
๐ This is a keeper!
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Warda
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jun 13, 2018
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
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Amir
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jun 8, 2018
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Nashon
Guest
May 8, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
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Rubea
Guest
May 6, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
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Leila
Guest
Apr 14, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Mar 31, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Mar 31, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
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Halimah
Guest
Mar 17, 2018
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
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Chiku
Guest
Mar 10, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Mar 1, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
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Mwagonda
Guest
Feb 20, 2018
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Feb 13, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Jamila
Guest
Feb 11, 2018
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Feb 4, 2018
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
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Mjaka
Guest
Feb 2, 2018
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 30, 2018
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Abubakari
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
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Zainab
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jan 13, 2018
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Omari
Guest
Jan 9, 2018
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jan 8, 2018
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
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Warda
Guest
Jan 7, 2018
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
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Neema
Guest
Jan 7, 2018
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Sultan
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Dec 29, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Dec 29, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
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Grace Minja
Guest
Dec 21, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Irene Makena
Guest
Dec 20, 2017
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง