A witch's favorite subject in school is... SPELLing! ๐งโโ๏ธโจ
Explanation: This response plays on the wordplay between "spell" as in casting magic spells and "spelling" as in the subject taught in school. By combining the two, we create a funny response that implies witches have a particular affinity for casting spells, making their favorite subject in school "SPELLing" instead of traditional subjects such as math or science. The emoji adds a touch of magic and whimsy to the answer.
John Mwangi (Guest) on January 22, 2019
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 21, 2019
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 19, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
David Kawawa (Guest) on January 4, 2019
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Sekela (Guest) on December 28, 2018
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 27, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 22, 2018
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Shamim (Guest) on December 17, 2018
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Mashaka (Guest) on December 16, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 16, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Asha (Guest) on November 27, 2018
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 26, 2018
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Raha (Guest) on November 22, 2018
๐ Perfect joke!
Abdullah (Guest) on November 21, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 13, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 13, 2018
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Baridi (Guest) on November 4, 2018
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 2, 2018
๐ Sharing right away!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 27, 2018
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 23, 2018
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 21, 2018
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Issack (Guest) on October 17, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Rahma (Guest) on October 10, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 24, 2018
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 24, 2018
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 22, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Chiku (Guest) on September 9, 2018
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 21, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 2, 2018
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Sultan (Guest) on August 1, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 1, 2018
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 27, 2018
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 23, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Sharifa (Guest) on July 21, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
John Malisa (Guest) on July 21, 2018
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on July 19, 2018
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 13, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Kahina (Guest) on July 11, 2018
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Chum (Guest) on July 5, 2018
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Abubakar (Guest) on July 4, 2018
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Rehema (Guest) on June 25, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 19, 2018
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 15, 2018
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
Ahmed (Guest) on May 30, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Nahida (Guest) on May 30, 2018
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 28, 2018
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 25, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 20, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on May 14, 2018
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Mashaka (Guest) on May 12, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
John Lissu (Guest) on May 10, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 6, 2018
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Juma (Guest) on May 4, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 30, 2018
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 26, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
George Mallya (Guest) on April 20, 2018
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 10, 2018
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Jafari (Guest) on April 9, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Nassar (Guest) on March 20, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Wande (Guest) on March 16, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ