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Alice Mrema
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Oct 3, 2018
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Sep 30, 2018
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Amina
Guest
Sep 22, 2018
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Faiza
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Sep 7, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Samuel Were
Guest
Sep 1, 2018
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Aug 31, 2018
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Aug 13, 2018
😂 So funny!
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Frank Macha
Guest
Aug 5, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Nassar
Guest
Jul 28, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jul 19, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Nassor
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jun 23, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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John Kamande
Guest
Jun 23, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Ndoto
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
May 16, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Chum
Guest
May 13, 2018
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Kheri
Guest
May 8, 2018
🤣 Pure genius!
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Hassan
Guest
May 8, 2018
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
May 4, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Warda
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Apr 18, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Apr 16, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Zubeida
Guest
Apr 14, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Majid
Guest
Mar 23, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Mar 15, 2018
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Mar 14, 2018
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Rabia
Guest
Mar 10, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Mar 4, 2018
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Mwinyi
Guest
Feb 22, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Josephine
Guest
Feb 7, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Salima
Guest
Jan 3, 2018
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Dec 21, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
😅 I needed that!
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Sharifa
Guest
Dec 12, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Ibrahim
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 10, 2017
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Nov 6, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Nov 3, 2017
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Oct 23, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
