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What type of diet did the snowman go on?

Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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The snowman went on a "low-carb" diet! ❄️🥕

Explanation: Snowmen are made of snow, so they are essentially made up of frozen water. Therefore, since they don't have a body like humans, they can't go on a traditional diet. But if we were to imagine that the snowman could go on a diet, it would be a "low-carb" diet because they don't want to consume anything that could potentially melt them, like carbohydrates. It's a playful way to think about the eating habits of a snowman! ❄️🥕😄

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😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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😁 This made my day!
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Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️
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If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾
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Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄
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Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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🤣 This joke is too good!
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What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
👥 David Kawawa Guest Apr 15, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

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