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Henry Sokoine
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Feb 24, 2019
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Rahma
Guest
Feb 23, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Kiza
Guest
Feb 21, 2019
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Chiku
Guest
Feb 16, 2019
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Maneno
Guest
Feb 15, 2019
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Mustafa
Guest
Feb 9, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Fadhila
Guest
Jan 27, 2019
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jan 23, 2019
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jan 20, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jan 11, 2019
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Nuru
Guest
Jan 10, 2019
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Dec 31, 2018
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Halima
Guest
Dec 19, 2018
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Farida
Guest
Dec 13, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Dec 8, 2018
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Dec 4, 2018
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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John Mwangi
Guest
Nov 29, 2018
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Abdullah
Guest
Nov 18, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Nov 13, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Mwajabu
Guest
Nov 11, 2018
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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David Nyerere
Guest
Nov 4, 2018
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Nov 4, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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David Sokoine
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Oct 29, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Oct 20, 2018
😂 I’m dying!
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Neema
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Ann Awino
Guest
Oct 16, 2018
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Oct 8, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Rahim
Guest
Oct 8, 2018
😆 This one really got me!
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Oct 1, 2018
🤣 Pure genius!
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Sep 24, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Sep 20, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Issa
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Maulid
Guest
Aug 17, 2018
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Sharifa
Guest
Aug 9, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Maida
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jul 28, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jul 22, 2018
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jul 22, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jul 15, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Athumani
Guest
Jul 14, 2018
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
😂 So funny!
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 23, 2018
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jun 7, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jun 6, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Anna Malela
Guest
May 27, 2018
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
May 25, 2018
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Kijakazi
Guest
May 25, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
May 22, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Jane Muthui
Guest
May 21, 2018
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Anna Mchome
Guest
May 16, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
