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Andrew Odhiambo
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Sep 28, 2018
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Mazrui
Guest
Sep 13, 2018
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Sep 12, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Aziza
Guest
Sep 12, 2018
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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George Wanjala
Guest
Aug 31, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Aug 18, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Fatuma
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Baridi
Guest
Aug 7, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Sultan
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jul 16, 2018
😁 This made my day!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jul 12, 2018
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Azima
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
May 25, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 22, 2018
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
May 22, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Samuel Were
Guest
May 18, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Mchuma
Guest
May 18, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
May 15, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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George Ndungu
Guest
May 13, 2018
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Mwajuma
Guest
May 6, 2018
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Halimah
Guest
May 5, 2018
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Apr 28, 2018
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Apr 25, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Irene Makena
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Apr 19, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Apr 17, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Mwinyi
Guest
Apr 13, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Mar 26, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Mjaka
Guest
Mar 23, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Sumaya
Guest
Mar 19, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Jaffar
Guest
Mar 10, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Mar 4, 2018
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Mar 2, 2018
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Hassan
Guest
Feb 17, 2018
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Bakari
Guest
Feb 13, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Omari
Guest
Feb 5, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 5, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Latifa
Guest
Feb 4, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jan 28, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jan 28, 2018
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jan 23, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jan 20, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Khalifa
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Husna
Guest
Jan 9, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Dec 31, 2017
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Azima
Guest
Dec 21, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Amir
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Jamal
Guest
Nov 28, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Mwajuma
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Khalifa
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Nov 12, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
