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Jaffar
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Jan 21, 2019
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Paul Kamau
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Jan 18, 2019
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Wande
Guest
Jan 18, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Shabani
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jan 16, 2019
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jan 11, 2019
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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David Kawawa
Guest
Dec 14, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 10, 2018
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Dec 4, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Khatib
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Nov 23, 2018
😂 This is too funny!
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Nov 11, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Oct 31, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Stephen Kikwete
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Oct 26, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Oct 22, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Oct 9, 2018
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Oct 2, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Sep 28, 2018
😂 Gotta save this!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Sep 11, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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John Mushi
Guest
Sep 5, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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John Malisa
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Nahida
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Fatuma
Guest
Aug 9, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Fikiri
Guest
Jul 17, 2018
😄 What a joke!
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Mazrui
Guest
Jul 8, 2018
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jul 4, 2018
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jul 4, 2018
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Tabu
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jun 20, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Latifa
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
May 27, 2018
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
May 27, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Rashid
Guest
May 25, 2018
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Nassor
Guest
May 23, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Linda Karimi
Guest
May 10, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 25, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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John Mwangi
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Mchuma
Guest
Apr 13, 2018
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Victor Malima
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Halima
Guest
Mar 31, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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John Mushi
Guest
Mar 26, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Mar 22, 2018
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 18, 2018
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Shukuru
Guest
Mar 17, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Mar 17, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Mwajuma
Guest
Mar 8, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Feb 8, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Halima
Guest
Feb 6, 2018
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Feb 5, 2018
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
