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James Malima
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Oct 29, 2018
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Oct 28, 2018
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Kahina
Guest
Oct 17, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Oct 16, 2018
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Mtumwa
Guest
Oct 15, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Oct 6, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Hassan
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Sep 21, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Asha
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 28, 2018
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jul 23, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Mzee
Guest
Jul 20, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jul 17, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Shabani
Guest
Jul 14, 2018
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Shani
Guest
Jul 11, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
😄 Perfect joke!
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Maulid
Guest
Jul 8, 2018
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Sarafina
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jun 2, 2018
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Chiku
Guest
May 22, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Juma
Guest
May 11, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Alice Mrema
Guest
May 10, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
May 9, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Mary Kendi
Guest
May 3, 2018
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Baridi
Guest
May 3, 2018
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Apr 28, 2018
😆 That punchline!
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Apr 28, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Bahati
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Apr 18, 2018
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Apr 11, 2018
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Chris Okello
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Grace Minja
Guest
Apr 2, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Jamal
Guest
Apr 2, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Mar 14, 2018
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Jafari
Guest
Mar 12, 2018
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Mar 6, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 1, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Feb 28, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Mwajabu
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Zuhura
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 18, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Dec 13, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Dec 10, 2017
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mustafa
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Nov 27, 2017
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Nov 25, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Nov 22, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 16, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
