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John Lissu
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Jan 1, 2019
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Hashim
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Dec 25, 2018
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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David Nyerere
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Dec 19, 2018
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Safiya
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Dec 18, 2018
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Zainab
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Dec 16, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Grace Mushi
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Dec 9, 2018
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Mary Kendi
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Dec 8, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Charles Mboje
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Dec 8, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Mustafa
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Dec 1, 2018
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Violet Mumo
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Nov 27, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Agnes Lowassa
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Nov 26, 2018
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Robert Ndunguru
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Nov 24, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Latifa
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Oct 30, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Patrick Kidata
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Oct 26, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Daniel Obura
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Oct 16, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Oct 1, 2018
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Mchawi
Guest
Sep 30, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Margaret Mahiga
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Sep 29, 2018
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Peter Otieno
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Sep 23, 2018
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Joseph Mallya
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Sep 15, 2018
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Salma
Guest
Aug 23, 2018
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Omari
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Aug 15, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Yahya
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Daniel Obura
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Jul 30, 2018
😄 What a joke!
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 28, 2018
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Sultan
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Jul 18, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jul 13, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Rose Waithera
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Jul 11, 2018
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Nancy Kawawa
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Jun 21, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Agnes Sumaye
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Jun 10, 2018
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Mwakisu
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Jun 2, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Nora Kidata
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May 26, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Charles Mrope
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May 23, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Mwanais
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May 23, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Mhina
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May 17, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Sumaya
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May 5, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Ann Awino
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May 4, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Janet Sumaye
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Apr 25, 2018
🤣 This one got me good!
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Latifa
Guest
Apr 25, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Nyota
Guest
Apr 18, 2018
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Fadhili
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Mary Njeri
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Apr 9, 2018
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Mustafa
Guest
Apr 6, 2018
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Nashon
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Mar 19, 2018
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Peter Mbise
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Mar 6, 2018
😂 This is a keeper!
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Rehema
Guest
Mar 4, 2018
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Mashaka
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Mar 4, 2018
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Feb 26, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Alex Nyamweya
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Feb 25, 2018
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Chiku
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Feb 19, 2018
😆 Saving this one!
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Feb 12, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Michael Mboya
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Feb 10, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Nassar
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Feb 2, 2018
😆 Still cracking up!
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Safiya
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
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Jan 24, 2018
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Diana Mumbua
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Jan 13, 2018
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
