Short Answer: Because it had a bone to pick with the chicken! ๐๐
Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of "bone to pick," suggesting that the skeleton was crossing the road to have a disagreement or settle an issue with the chicken. It adds a humorous twist to the classic joke, creating a playful and amusing atmosphere. The emoji of a chicken and a skull further enhances the lighthearted tone.
Shamsa (Guest) on July 21, 2019
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 7, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Amir (Guest) on July 6, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 1, 2019
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 21, 2019
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 9, 2019
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 7, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Saidi (Guest) on June 4, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 28, 2019
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 27, 2019
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 26, 2019
๐ Too good!
Jabir (Guest) on May 12, 2019
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Faiza (Guest) on April 25, 2019
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 24, 2019
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Athumani (Guest) on April 19, 2019
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on April 16, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 15, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 24, 2019
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Maida (Guest) on March 18, 2019
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
David Chacha (Guest) on March 6, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 3, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 1, 2019
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Ahmed (Guest) on February 21, 2019
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
James Mduma (Guest) on February 21, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 10, 2019
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Rehema (Guest) on February 2, 2019
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 1, 2019
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 26, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Nyota (Guest) on January 26, 2019
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 23, 2019
๐ Totally hilarious!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 18, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 15, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 15, 2019
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 9, 2019
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Robert Okello (Guest) on January 7, 2019
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Hamida (Guest) on January 1, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 31, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 31, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Maida (Guest) on December 30, 2018
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Mchawi (Guest) on December 10, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 7, 2018
๐ Added to my favorites!
Ibrahim (Guest) on December 4, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 3, 2018
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Husna (Guest) on November 28, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Amina (Guest) on November 23, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 23, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 23, 2018
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Rubea (Guest) on October 20, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Issack (Guest) on September 30, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Jamal (Guest) on September 25, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 21, 2018
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Ndoto (Guest) on September 20, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Zubeida (Guest) on September 16, 2018
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
David Musyoka (Guest) on August 26, 2018
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 21, 2018
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Chum (Guest) on August 12, 2018
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 5, 2018
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 29, 2018
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Makame (Guest) on July 17, 2018
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 14, 2018
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ