Chum (Guest) on December 12, 2018

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

David Musyoka (Guest) on December 8, 2018

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Mwafirika (Guest) on December 4, 2018

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Nassar (Guest) on December 3, 2018

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Habiba (Guest) on November 20, 2018

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 10, 2018

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 3, 2018

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 28, 2018

😆 Saving this one!

Khadija (Guest) on October 18, 2018

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 4, 2018

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Mwachumu (Guest) on October 4, 2018

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Amina (Guest) on October 2, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 30, 2018

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 25, 2018

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Chiku (Guest) on September 22, 2018

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Mwafirika (Guest) on September 21, 2018

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

John Kamande (Guest) on September 19, 2018

😂 This is a keeper!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 18, 2018

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Ann Awino (Guest) on September 13, 2018

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Kiza (Guest) on September 10, 2018

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 10, 2018

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Majid (Guest) on September 4, 2018

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 3, 2018

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 3, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 20, 2018

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 13, 2018

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Zulekha (Guest) on July 27, 2018

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

George Tenga (Guest) on July 24, 2018

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 23, 2018

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Bahati (Guest) on July 23, 2018

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

David Chacha (Guest) on July 14, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Sultan (Guest) on June 24, 2018

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Binti (Guest) on June 12, 2018

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Ramadhan (Guest) on June 4, 2018

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Abubakari (Guest) on May 29, 2018

😄 You got me!

James Mduma (Guest) on May 23, 2018

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Josephine (Guest) on May 16, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 5, 2018

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Rabia (Guest) on May 4, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

David Ochieng (Guest) on May 1, 2018

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 30, 2018

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Nahida (Guest) on April 25, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Warda (Guest) on April 23, 2018

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 9, 2018

😂 So funny!

John Mwangi (Guest) on March 28, 2018

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Mazrui (Guest) on March 27, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 20, 2018

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 20, 2018

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 16, 2018

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 14, 2018

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 12, 2018

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Jabir (Guest) on March 6, 2018

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

John Lissu (Guest) on February 16, 2018

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 12, 2018

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Nahida (Guest) on February 4, 2018

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

David Sokoine (Guest) on February 4, 2018

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 3, 2018

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 26, 2018

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 21, 2018

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Irene Makena (Guest) on January 13, 2018

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓